
Where he's from is on a need to know basis.....
He might not have any known weaknesses.
He may have spent time in a Cambodian prison.
He might have been the inspiration for the character Jack Bauer.
The most interesting man in the world finds him interesting.
He may be fluent in every language except the gibberish they speak on the "Shore".
He may have convinced Mr. Pink to start tipping.
He might have started an intergalactic kegger.
He might have shot before Han Solo.
And if you ever ask if any of this is true... he might have to kill you.
All you need to know is he loves rock music,
and his sole mission in the Arklamiss is to make your ears climax with joy!




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